I’ll have what he’s having, Part 16: Classic Muscle
In case you missed the previous installments:
Part 1 – DJ
Part 2 – Penguin
Part 3 – Drummer
Part 4 – Fired up Coach
Part 5 – Dancing Grandpa
Part 6 – Dancing Grandma
Part 7 – Los Hermanos Vargas
Part 8 – Laughing Kid
Part 9 – Dancing Dad
Part 10 – Chicken Laugh
Part 11 – Zaouli Dance
Part 12 – Extreme Happiness
Part 13 – Pump Up the Jam
Part 14 – Taekwondo Dance Battle
Part 15 – Potato Inertia
Truncate a decimal with AMPscript
If you ever need to truncate a decimal value instead of rounding it, give this a try:
Code
Output
num1: 12.99
num1_rounded: 13
num1_formatted: 12
Try it yourself: https://mcsnippets.herokuapp.com/s/gQhFesBi
Coffee Explained in 20 Minutes — Coffee Foundations
In this video:
- Arabica vs Robusta โ species, varieties, and flavor differences
- Coffee origins & terroir โ why altitude, soil, and climate matter
- Processing methods (washed, natural, honey) and their impact on flavor
- Decaffeination methods explained (Swiss Water, CO?, solvent)
- Roast levels โ light, medium, dark and how roast affects extraction
- Coffee freshness & storage โ degassing, packaging, freezing beans
- Water quality โ hardness, alkalinity, TDS, and why baristas care
Dilbert Technology Demo

The software isn’t 100% complete.
If it had a user interface you would see something here…here…and sometimes here.
And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”
Any questions?